I have finally perfected a recipe for Fried Catch and Release:

 

Start with the 4 fish you say you caught,

Pretend you’ve cleaned them,

Massage them with your finest herb and fish rub,

Cast them into a pre-heated skillet,

Envision them sizzling in the hot oil,

(You can Almost smell them)

Imagine gently flipping them over.

Fry to the golden brown of your dreams.

Serve with plenty of Fries and Slaw

 

Always turns out Perfect!!

 

Serves: 4 Imaginary Friends

 

Calories: 0 Protein: 0 Sodium: 0 Carbs: 0

Weight Watcher Points: 2

 

** No fish were harmed in the making of this recipe.